Friday, 2 September 2011


I was in London last night and popped into a sex shop in SOHO. I was asking for a nice big black dildo, unfortunately the gay guy serving me let his imagination run wild and assumed it was for me. He was so excited I didn't have the heart to tell him otherwise. So I am now the proud owner of a big black cock, poppers and lube - I didn't need the lube, but the assistant was insistent.

My wife loves poppers and we haven't had any for ages. So we are planning a porn night with lots of poppers and the dildo, our first fantasy threesome. My wife has a couple of vibrators, but has never had a dildo before - she does not like penetration by foreign objects and only uses her vibrators for clitoral stimulation.

I am hoping that she will really enjoy the dildo. She is going to be watching a woman getting fucked by two men while I fuck her with the dildo and suck her tits, when she sniffs the poppers, it will make her feel like she is in the movie.... Conditioning...

I can't wait.